Ass Thumpers Display Sign

This is the header sign that sits above your Ass Thumpers section and does the quiet work of selling for you. It's printed on stiff white cardstock at 23.7 by 5.4 inches, so it spans a standard shelf run and stays flat instead of curling at the corners like flimsy poster stock. Shoppers see the brand, know they're in the right spot, and know where to come back for more.

• Size: 23.7 in long by 5.4 in wide, built to cap a shelf or peg strip
• Stock: heavy white cardstock that holds its shape and won't sag
• Job: planogram-style banner that labels the section and points repeat buyers back
• Look: clean white print that fits any store layout without clashing

Materials & care

Single-piece white cardstock. Wipe it down with a dry cloth if it picks up dust, and keep it out of direct sun so the print stays crisp. No lamination, so skip the wet wipes.

FAQ

Is this an actual product or just store signage?

It's signage. This is a display banner for retailers to mark their Ass Thumpers section, not a toy or a personal item.

How do I hang it?

It's a flat cardstock strip, so most shops mount it with clear tape, mounting putty, or a clip strip along the top edge of the shelf. There are no pre-punched holes.

What are the exact dimensions?

23.7 inches long and 5.4 inches wide, sized to sit above a standard shelf row.